This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
I have read this book and I assure you it is literary gold.
Girl to Jared and Jensen: If you WERE Gods, what would we have to sacrifice... like, what would we have to do to make you come...?
Girl: NO! I meant like to make you... arrive?
Jared: That doesn't make it better!
CALM DOWN CAMERA MAN
REALLY THOUGH WHAT THE FUCK IS UP CAMERA MAN?
oh don’t get me started, this show loves its dramatic zooms almost as much as the winchesters love their clothing layers
PRETTY SURE CROWLEY WILL GET THE MOST DATES